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Title: Quotes and Jokes!
Post by: -pong- on 20 March 2012 à 08:08:15: Phases of being in the toilet: (~.~) (>.<) (O.O) (^.^)
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Post by: -pong- on 23 March 2012 à 13:35:49: The awkward moment when the ONLY thing you know on your test is your name & the date.
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Post by: NjghtHunter on 23 March 2012 à 15:03:21: up this more jokes.. :guitare-3000fr:
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Post by: -pong- on 25 March 2012 à 06:43:13: If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
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Post by: -pong- on 30 March 2012 à 10:40:20: The brain of stupid people have two sides – The LEFT side, where nothing is right, and the RIGHT side where nothing is left!
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Post by: -pong- on 30 March 2012 à 10:45:41: Dear Diet. It's not you, it's me. I just dont think its going to work between us. You're Boring, Tasteless. And I cant stop cheating on you.
Title: Re: Quotes and Jokes!
Post by: -pong- on 02 April 2012 à 11:28:51: Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
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Post by: antra on 21 April 2012 à 04:33:25: ask ko lng teh... papa mo ba yung tunay na pogArmani Occhiali (http://www.modelliocchialidavista.com)
Title: Re: Quotes and Jokes!
Post by: -pong- on 02 June 2012 à 05:54:15: Juan: Ale, pahiram po ng kaldero niyo.

Ale: Sige kunin mo dun.

(lumapit si Juan kay Nene)

Juan: Nene, pa kiss nga

Nene: Ma oh! Si Juan!

Ale: Ibigay mo na ang hinihingi niya, nag paalam na sakin yan

PARA-PARAAN
Title: Re: Quotes and Jokes!
Post by: DennisTheMenace on 02 June 2012 à 08:41:11: Quote from: -pong- on 02 April 2012 à 11:28:51
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

:lol: :lol:

MORE MORE :g20:
Title: Re: Quotes and Jokes!
Post by: demoniko on 02 June 2012 à 09:24:23: Quote from: -pong- on 25 March 2012 à 06:43:13
If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

di ko ma gets............

sure.....

ahahahahaa

:saint1:
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Post by: -pong- on 10 June 2012 à 06:55:58: FACT: Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose & ears never stop growing.
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Post by: demoniko on 10 June 2012 à 09:40:40: IF I WERE TO ARRANGE THE ALPHABET....

I WILL PUT U AND I together..........
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Post by: Nars on 10 June 2012 à 13:17:28: patamby dito :lol: :g135: :g135:
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Post by: Nars on 10 June 2012 à 13:25:00: "We can't spell S_CEESS without U!"
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Post by: ®º DyosaPethy º® on 20 July 2012 à 11:35:59: cute :lol: :lol:
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Post by: -pong- on 27 July 2012 à 09:56:21: When I'm sad I just sing And then I realize my voice is worse than my problems :'(
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Post by: RAY •❤• ANNE on 27 July 2012 à 09:57:51: Quote from: -pong- on 27 July 2012 à 09:56:21
When I'm sad I just sing And then I realize my voice is worse than my problems :'(

hahahaha adik :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: demoniko on 27 July 2012 à 10:01:17: BULSA KABA?

BAKIT?

PA KUOTA KO BEH!!
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Post by: -pong- on 30 October 2012 à 05:51:01: Everybody has a girlfriend or boyfriend, and I'm just over here like "I love food."..
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Post by: vheriam on 30 October 2012 à 06:48:39: PINTO KABA?

BAKIT?

ANG SARAP MO KASING PASUKIN AT LABASAN!!

:sifflet:
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Post by: - bOzZToTz - on 30 October 2012 à 06:50:23: Girl: NASAAN KA?

Boy: NAGDODOTA

Girl: Diba may date tayo today! Bakit ka nagdodota?

Boy: May kapustahan kase ako eh.

Girl: Mas mahalaga pa ba yan kaysa sa akin ha?

Boy: One on One kasi kami ng Daddy Mo. Kelangan ko ipanalo ito para pumayag na sya na ikasal tayo :'>
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Post by: Sentinel on 30 October 2012 à 07:10:28: wag kana mag DOTA,dito na AKO.
mgpakasal na tau,bilis na. :g30:

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Post by: - bOzZToTz - on 30 October 2012 à 07:25:08: Quote from: Sentinel on 30 October 2012 à 07:10:28
wag kana mag DOTA,dito na AKO.
mgpakasal na tau,bilis na. :g30:

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BUANG KA!!HAHAHA
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Post by: Sentinel on 30 October 2012 à 07:39:06: AHEHEHEH
SINO GUSTO NG YUSI JAN?

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Post by: thecornyhero on 30 October 2012 à 08:34:50: ALCOHOL IS NEVER AN ANSWER TO A HARD QUESTION.. BUT SOMETIMES ALCOHOL MAKES YOU FORGET THAT QUESTION :g20b:
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Post by: Sentinel on 30 October 2012 à 11:49:33: CR MUNA MGA ABAT,TIMEOUT MUNA SAGLIT...

:sifflet: :sifflet: :sifflet:

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Post by: Sentinel on 30 October 2012 à 16:01:45: :g20:
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Post by: thecornyhero on 31 October 2012 à 06:00:49: "PORN MOVIES ARE VERY POSITIVE MOVEIS, NO BOMBING, NO MURDERS JUST PURE LOVE AND WITH **HAPPY ENDINGS**"

:g19: :g19:
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Post by: thecornyhero on 31 October 2012 à 15:20:01: Pambansang sakit ng mga OFW'S= sakit sa ulo at bulsa,

Pambansang pagkain= itlog at nodles

Pambansang laro= fb, ym, skype, twitter at you tube,

Pambansang hayop= AMO

Pambansang bangko= Western union

Pambansang papel= resibo ng western union..

Pambansang Motto= tiis lang para sa mga mahal ko sa buhay..

Pambansang sim= Roaming.
Title: Re: Quotes and Jokes!
Post by: Sentinel on 31 October 2012 à 15:28:31: ABAT UNLI ALL STORE 24/7

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Post by: -pong- on 23 February 2013 à 08:52:23: Quote from: Sentinel on 31 October 2012 à 15:28:31
ABAT UNLI ALL STORE 24/7

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hahahaha
Title: Re: Quotes and Jokes!
Post by: LadyMiokens on 21 April 2013 à 19:25:59: aw hala may gamito palang thread
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Post by: aeiou on 21 April 2013 à 19:31:41: naa lege :too-much-wine:

ang emo lang maka post lang :too-much-wine:

Good Game :g19: :) :g19:
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Post by: LadyMiokens on 21 April 2013 à 21:30:33: Quote from: aeiou on 21 April 2013 à 19:31:41
naa lege :too-much-wine:

ang emo lang maka post lang :too-much-wine:

Good Game :g19: :) :g19:

slide slide lng man na akoa..

ikaw slide na
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Post by: Art Of Destruction on 22 April 2013 à 00:24:55: ito ohh joke (https://forum-tantra.3000fr.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg32.imageshack.us%2Fimg32%2F1830%2F2133297f520.jpg&hash=2d75543e91aa9b6ebd6c4ccabfe06f10aaf694a8)
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Post by: Art Of Destruction on 22 April 2013 à 00:27:27: OTEN KABA? ISPREHI KOG SIMILYA BE!!!
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Post by: LadyMiokens on 22 April 2013 à 15:20:54: Quote from: Art Of Destruction on 22 April 2013 à 00:27:27
OTEN KABA? ISPREHI KOG SIMILYA BE!!!

ay//hala.... boom
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Post by: MasterMiokens on 24 April 2013 à 14:58:01: Quote from: Art Of Destruction on 22 April 2013 à 00:27:27
OTEN KABA? ISPREHI KOG SIMILYA BE!!!

i love it..
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Post by: thecornyhero on 24 April 2013 à 15:16:37: rom.. alam mo bang prang iphone si lenard? anytime dw pde mong laruin ang angry bird nya :lol: :lol:
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Post by: MasterMiokens on 24 April 2013 à 15:22:48: Quote from: thecornyhero on 24 April 2013 à 15:16:37
rom.. alam mo bang prang iphone si lenard? anytime dw pde mong laruin ang angry bird nya :lol: :lol:

alam ba niya na lahi namin ang vacuum cleaner? succ lng ng succ... xD
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Post by: SongJoongKi on 24 April 2013 à 16:51:28: Quote from: MasterMiokens on 24 April 2013 à 15:22:48
alam ba niya na lahi namin ang vacuum cleaner? succ lng ng succ... xD

anu sina suck? hahahahahahahhahahahha
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Post by: SongJoongKi on 24 April 2013 à 16:52:05: Quote from: Art Of Destruction on 22 April 2013 à 00:27:27
OTEN KABA? ISPREHI KOG SIMILYA BE!!!

cge paks para magka anakan na! ahahahhaha
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Post by: SongJoongKi on 24 April 2013 à 16:52:40: Quote from: thecornyhero on 24 April 2013 à 15:16:37
rom.. alam mo bang prang iphone si lenard? anytime dw pde mong laruin ang angry bird nya :lol: :lol:

ahhahahhahahhaha nice 1 :) :)
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Post by: LadyMiokens on 24 April 2013 à 16:58:26: Quote from: SongJoongKi on 24 April 2013 à 16:52:40
ahhahahhahahhaha nice 1 :) :)

nice 2..
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 24 April 2013 à 18:38:43: Quote from: Nars on 10 June 2012 à 13:25:00
"We can't spell S_CEESS without U!"

:g20: :g20: :g20: :g20: :)
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Post by: LadyMiokens on 25 April 2013 à 00:47:44: Ang batang makulit pinapalo sa pwet ang baklang makulit tinitira sa pwet.
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Post by: SongJoongKi on 25 April 2013 à 05:25:15: Quote from: LadyMiokens on 25 April 2013 à 00:47:44
Ang batang makulit pinapalo sa pwet ang baklang makulit tinitira sa pwet.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: thecornyhero on 25 April 2013 à 09:40:56: Quote from: LadyMiokens on 25 April 2013 à 00:47:44
Ang batang makulit pinapalo sa pwet ang baklang makulit tinitira sa pwet.

akala ko.. ang taong mabait nagpapatira ng libre :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: ENZ on 25 April 2013 à 11:06:54: pong gay :lol: :lol:
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Post by: LadyMiokens on 25 April 2013 à 17:52:19: Quote from: thecornyhero on 25 April 2013 à 09:40:56
akala ko.. ang taong mabait nagpapatira ng libre :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

mabait ka ba?
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 18:02:43: Quote from: LadyMiokens on 25 April 2013 à 17:52:19
mabait ka ba?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
haAha
:g115: :g238: :g231: :g238: :g115:
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Post by: LadyMiokens on 25 April 2013 à 19:16:32: Quote from: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 18:02:43
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
haAha
:g115: :g238: :g231: :g238: :g115:

kilala kita.. di ka mabait eh,,
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 19:23:22: Quote from: LadyMiokens on 25 April 2013 à 19:16:32
kilala kita.. di ka mabait eh,,

Pero c thecornyhero mabait yun :g237:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 20:15:00: Quote from: -pong- on 02 June 2012 à 05:54:15
Juan: Ale, pahiram po ng kaldero niyo.

Ale: Sige kunin mo dun.

(lumapit si Juan kay Nene)

Juan: Nene, pa kiss nga

Nene: Ma oh! Si Juan!

Ale: Ibigay mo na ang hinihingi niya, nag paalam na sakin yan

PARA-PARAAN

:g20: :g20: :g20:
astig
:g115: :g238: :g28: :g238: :g115:
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 20:23:47: Quote from: demoniko on 27 July 2012 à 10:01:17
BULSA KABA?

BAKIT?

PA KUOTA KO BEH!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
IMBA DEMONIC the KUOT MASTER :g20: :g20:

:g115: :g238: :g28: :g238: :g115:
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 20:32:56: Quote from: vheriam on 30 October 2012 à 06:48:39
PINTO KABA?

BAKIT?

ANG SARAP MO KASING PASUKIN AT LABASAN!!

:sifflet:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
haAha ang sakit sa tyan kaka tawa
:g28: :g28:
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 20:37:25: Quote from: thecornyhero on 30 October 2012 à 08:34:50
ALCOHOL IS NEVER AN ANSWER TO A HARD QUESTION.. BUT SOMETIMES ALCOHOL MAKES YOU FORGET THAT QUESTION :g20b:

:g20: :g20:
pag subok lan yan pre
:g19:
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 20:42:45: Quote from: thecornyhero on 31 October 2012 à 06:00:49
"PORN MOVIES ARE VERY POSITIVE MOVEIS, NO BOMBING, NO MURDERS JUST PURE LOVE AND WITH **HAPPY ENDINGS**"

:g19: :g19:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: AGREE :g30: :g30: :g30: :g20: :g20:
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 20:46:59: Quote from: LadyMiokens on 21 April 2013 à 21:30:33
slide slide lng man na akoa..

ikaw slide na

:g20: :g20:slide mo kasi sya AEIOU :)
:g115: :g238: :g28: :g238: :g115:
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Post by: MasterMiokens on 25 April 2013 à 20:52:04: good morning FR players
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Post by: thecornyhero on 25 April 2013 à 21:01:29: Quote from: LadyMiokens on 25 April 2013 à 17:52:19
mabait ka ba?

c noe ang mabait :lol: :lol: :lol: lahat ata ng mahilig s bromance nakatira n jan eh :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: HiMME on 25 April 2013 à 21:07:06: Quote from: thecornyhero on 25 April 2013 à 21:01:29
c noe ang mabait :lol: :lol: :lol: lahat ata ng mahilig s bromance nakatira n jan eh :lol: :lol: :lol:

really... gusto ko yan...

sino sya? hehhe
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 21:24:39: Quote from: thecornyhero on 25 April 2013 à 21:01:29
c noe ang mabait :lol: :lol: :lol: lahat ata ng mahilig s bromance nakatira n jan eh :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:sifflet: wag mo pasa EXPERIENCE mo sakin uie haAha
:g115: :g238: :g231: :g238: :g115:
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 23:00:22: Quote from: MasterMiokens on 25 April 2013 à 20:52:04
good morning FR players

goodmorning din sayoo :)
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 23:02:51: d2 na si :le_soleil: TULOGAN TIME na
nyt nyt :dodo3:
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Post by: LadyMiokens on 25 April 2013 à 23:04:35: kunga maka spam wagas
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 23:10:51: Quote from: LadyMiokens on 25 April 2013 à 23:04:35
kunga maka spam wagas

:g20: :g20: :g20:Pag nka SPAM ka nmn MIJUNG 1 ang LABAS :)

:g115: :g238: :dodo3: :g238: :g115:

nyt na.

its your TIME to :le_soleil:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: HiMME on 25 April 2013 à 23:21:21: Good morning everyone...

Early bird catches worm... ^_^

sana mag ma catch ako sa kruma
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Post by: LadyMiokens on 26 April 2013 à 13:16:50: Quote from: NUMBERoneENEMY on 25 April 2013 à 23:10:51
:g20: :g20: :g20:Pag nka SPAM ka nmn MIJUNG 1 ang LABAS :)

:g115: :g238: :dodo3: :g238: :g115:

nyt na.

its your TIME to :le_soleil:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

kaw na.. gising na... nauna pa na gising si junior sayo.. ayan oh.. tayong tayo..xD
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 27 April 2013 à 02:48:51: Quote from: LadyMiokens on 26 April 2013 à 13:16:50
kaw na.. gising na... nauna pa na gising si junior sayo.. ayan oh.. tayong tayo..xD

iba ka talaga may change topic kapang nalalaman ayaw talaga patalo :lol: :lol:

:g52: :lol: :g52g:
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Post by: NUMBERoneENEMY on 27 April 2013 à 02:50:37: Quote from: HiMME on 25 April 2013 à 23:21:21
Good morning everyone...

Early bird catches worm... ^_^

sana mag ma catch ako sa kruma

:g20: :g20:
morning din sayo
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Post by: LadyMiokens on 27 April 2013 à 10:08:02: Quote from: NUMBERoneENEMY on 27 April 2013 à 02:48:51
iba ka talaga may change topic kapang nalalaman ayaw talaga patalo :lol: :lol:

:g52: :lol: :g52g:

nyay
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Post by: thecornyhero on 13 May 2013 à 11:27:17: Quote from: HiMME on 25 April 2013 à 21:07:06
really... gusto ko yan...

sino sya? hehhe

e2 sya http://www.facebook.com/LahiRahGyuD?fref=ts (http://www.facebook.com/LahiRahGyuD?fref=ts)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Art Of Destruction on 13 May 2013 à 13:12:52: ang batang makulit sa pwede naay igit! :poop:
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Post by: Zumoshiki on 13 May 2013 à 17:48:31: :_flbleu1: " I ask you to judge me by the enemies i have made " :_flbleu2:
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Post by: LadyMiokens on 19 May 2013 à 06:52:56: Quote from: Zumoshiki on 13 May 2013 à 17:48:31
:_flbleu1: " I ask you to judge me by the enemies i have made " :_flbleu2:
hmmmm.. di ko gets.. hahahaha
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Post by: LadyMiokens on 20 February 2015 à 21:05:43: goooooooooooooood morning mga friendster..... hoaw ebribadi...

IM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK..... ^_^