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FORUMS TANTRA KATHANA K¹² 3000fr SERVER => Forum to Discuss Non-Tantra ~ Jokes section seksyon => Topic started by: KURKUR on 15 March 2012 à 07:16:36
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CLASSIC
Experiment ni juan
pinutol ni juan ang
mga paa ng palaka at
sinigawan..
TALON!
hinde ito tumalon
CONCLUSION niya:
kapag wala ng paa
ang palaka,nagiging
bingi ito
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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CLASSIC
Experiment ni juan
pinutol ni juan ang
mga paa ng palaka at
sinigawan..
TALON!
hinde ito tumalon
CONCLUSION niya:
kapag wala ng paa
ang palaka,nagiging
bingi ito
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: ROFL :g20: :g20: :g20:
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CLASSIC
TEACHER:
If there were 5 birds on the fence, & you shot. How many would left?
STUDENT:
None ma'am. As others will fly away.
TEACHER:
the answer is 4. But I like the way you think.
STUDENT:
I have a question ma'am. If 3 women are eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting, and 1 is sucking.. Who among them is MARRIED?
TEACHER:
(nervously answered) Well, the one who is sucking.
STUDENT: No ma'am! The one with a wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma'am.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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CLASSIC
TEACHER:
If there were 5 birds on the fence, & you shot. How many would left?
STUDENT:
None ma'am. As others will fly away.
TEACHER:
the answer is 4. But I like the way you think.
STUDENT:
I have a question ma'am. If 3 women are eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting, and 1 is sucking.. Who among them is MARRIED?
TEACHER:
(nervously answered) Well, the one who is sucking.
STUDENT: No ma'am! The one with a wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma'am.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:g20:
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Anak ni GM: Mommy, hayop po ba ang talong?
ASAWA ni GM: Di yun hayop anak, gulay yon. Bakit mo naman naitanong?
Anak ni GM: Sabi kasi ni YAYA kay dad: "Hayop ang talong mo kuya, anlaki!"
:))
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