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Re: Quotes and Jokes!
« Reply #15 on: 20 July 2012 à 11:35:59 »
cute   :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #16 on: 27 July 2012 à 09:56:21 »
When I'm sad I just sing And then I realize my voice is worse than my problems :'(

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« Reply #17 on: 27 July 2012 à 09:57:51 »
When I'm sad I just sing And then I realize my voice is worse than my problems :'(

hahahaha adik  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #18 on: 27 July 2012 à 10:01:17 »
BULSA KABA?

BAKIT?

PA KUOTA KO BEH!!

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« Reply #19 on: 30 October 2012 à 05:51:01 »
Everybody has a girlfriend or boyfriend, and I'm just over here like "I love food."..

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« Reply #20 on: 30 October 2012 à 06:48:39 »
PINTO KABA?

BAKIT?

ANG SARAP MO KASING PASUKIN AT LABASAN!!

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« Reply #21 on: 30 October 2012 à 06:50:23 »
Girl: NASAAN KA?

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« Reply #22 on: 30 October 2012 à 07:10:28 »
wag kana mag DOTA,dito na AKO.
mgpakasal na tau,bilis na.  :g30:



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« Reply #23 on: 30 October 2012 à 07:25:08 »
wag kana mag DOTA,dito na AKO.
mgpakasal na tau,bilis na.  :g30:





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« Reply #24 on: 30 October 2012 à 07:39:06 »
AHEHEHEH
SINO GUSTO NG YUSI JAN?



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« Reply #25 on: 30 October 2012 à 08:34:50 »
ALCOHOL IS NEVER AN ANSWER TO A HARD QUESTION.. BUT SOMETIMES ALCOHOL MAKES YOU FORGET THAT QUESTION  :g20b:




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« Reply #26 on: 30 October 2012 à 11:49:33 »
CR MUNA MGA ABAT,TIMEOUT MUNA SAGLIT...

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« Reply #27 on: 30 October 2012 à 16:01:45 »
 :g20:

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« Reply #28 on: 31 October 2012 à 06:00:49 »
"PORN MOVIES ARE VERY POSITIVE MOVEIS, NO BOMBING, NO MURDERS JUST PURE LOVE AND WITH **HAPPY ENDINGS**"


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asking life to be fair to you is like asking a crocodile not to eat you because you don't eat them



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« Reply #29 on: 31 October 2012 à 15:20:01 »
Pambansang sakit ng mga OFW'S= sakit sa ulo at bulsa,

Pambansang pagkain= itlog at nodles

Pambansang laro= fb, ym, skype, twitter at you tube,

Pambansang hayop= AMO

Pambansang bangko= Western union

Pambansang papel= resibo ng western union..

Pambansang Motto= tiis lang para sa mga mahal ko sa buhay..

Pambansang sim= Roaming.




asking life to be fair to you is like asking a crocodile not to eat you because you don't eat them



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