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Quotes and Jokes!
« on: 20 March 2012 à 08:08:15 »
Phases of being in the toilet: (~.~) (>.<) (O.O) (^.^)

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« Reply #1 on: 23 March 2012 à 13:35:49 »
The awkward moment when the ONLY thing you know on your test is your name & the date.

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« Reply #2 on: 23 March 2012 à 15:03:21 »
up this more jokes..  :guitare-3000fr:


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« Reply #3 on: 25 March 2012 à 06:43:13 »
If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

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« Reply #4 on: 30 March 2012 à 10:40:20 »
The brain of stupid people have two sides – The LEFT side, where nothing is right, and the RIGHT side where nothing is left!

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« Reply #5 on: 30 March 2012 à 10:45:41 »
Dear Diet. It's not you, it's me. I just dont think its going to work between us. You're Boring, Tasteless. And I cant stop cheating on you.

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« Reply #6 on: 02 April 2012 à 11:28:51 »
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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« Reply #7 on: 21 April 2012 à 04:33:25 »
ask ko lng teh... papa mo ba yung tunay na pogArmani Occhiali

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« Reply #8 on: 02 June 2012 à 05:54:15 »
Juan: Ale, pahiram po ng kaldero niyo.

Ale: Sige kunin mo dun.

(lumapit si Juan kay Nene)

Juan: Nene, pa kiss nga

Nene: Ma oh! Si Juan!

Ale: Ibigay mo na ang hinihingi niya, nag paalam na sakin yan

PARA-PARAAN

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« Reply #9 on: 02 June 2012 à 08:41:11 »
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.


 :lol:  :lol:

MORE MORE  :g20:


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fruitcake
fruitsalad

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« Reply #10 on: 02 June 2012 à 09:24:23 »
If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

di ko ma gets............

sure.....

ahahahahaa

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« Reply #11 on: 10 June 2012 à 06:55:58 »
FACT: Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose & ears never stop growing.

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« Reply #12 on: 10 June 2012 à 09:40:40 »
IF I WERE TO ARRANGE THE ALPHABET....

I WILL PUT U AND I together..........

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« Reply #13 on: 10 June 2012 à 13:17:28 »
patamby dito  :lol:  :g135: :g135:


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« Reply #14 on: 10 June 2012 à 13:25:00 »
"We can't spell S_CEESS without U!"


 

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