Joke time

[KURKUR]

CLASSIC

Experiment ni juan

pinutol ni juan ang
mga paa ng palaka at
sinigawan..
TALON!

hinde ito tumalon

CONCLUSION niya:

kapag wala ng paa
ang palaka,nagiging
bingi ito

 

[Champagne]

CLASSIC

Experiment ni juan

pinutol ni juan ang
mga paa ng palaka at
sinigawan..
TALON!

hinde ito tumalon

CONCLUSION niya:

kapag wala ng paa
ang palaka,nagiging
bingi ito

 

  ROFL 

[KURKUR]

CLASSIC

TEACHER:
If there were 5 birds on the fence, & you shot. How many would left?

STUDENT:
None ma'am. As others will fly away.

TEACHER:
the answer is 4. But I like the way you think.

STUDENT:
I have a question ma'am. If 3 women are eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting, and 1 is sucking.. Who among them is MARRIED?

TEACHER:
(nervously answered) Well, the one who is sucking.

STUDENT: No ma'am! The one with a wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma'am.


 

[darloveZz]

CLASSIC

TEACHER:
If there were 5 birds on the fence, & you shot. How many would left?

STUDENT:
None ma'am. As others will fly away.

TEACHER:
the answer is 4. But I like the way you think.

STUDENT:
I have a question ma'am. If 3 women are eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting, and 1 is sucking.. Who among them is MARRIED?

TEACHER:
(nervously answered) Well, the one who is sucking.

STUDENT: No ma'am! The one with a wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma'am.


 

 

[KURKUR]

Anak ni GM: Mommy, hayop po ba ang talong?

ASAWA ni GM: Di yun hayop anak, gulay yon. Bakit mo naman naitanong?

Anak ni GM: Sabi kasi ni YAYA kay dad: "Hayop ang talong mo kuya, anlaki!"

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